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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

TV's Frank, Dr. Forrester and others in “I Accuse My Parents”

[Frank absent-mindedly baked a Chippendales dancer into the Mads' latest experiment "Cake n' Shake"; the dancer's (still alive) hand poking out of the half-disassembled cake]

TSTV's Frank

Oh, hey!

The Jaws of Life, Frank! Get the Jaws of Life!

TSTV's Frank

[offers the dancer his slice of cake] Cake?

[watching the scene unfold back on the Satellite] ...Oh, it's beefcake!

[after finally digging the dancer free at the end of the episode]

Sorry we missed you, Joel. We almost came this close to losing-

DDancer

Rodney.

Right! Almost lost Rodney. I apologize for all of this; I'd like to make it worth your while. [offers him tip money, while Rodney starts a strip-tease dance] No thank you, it's fine. You've done enough.

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