TOM SERVO! OH MY GOD! TOM SERVO'S DEAD! He's dying! It must've been that movie! Oh man! We're losing him!
A robot watches a bad film, It renders him unconscious, Next on Emergency 911-- [gets slapped in the beak]
Crow! You gotta snap outta Shatner and help me! It means the life of our friend, Tom Servo!
But I must finish Tek-Wars of Venusia... must direct Star Trek 9: The Search For Spock's Intelligence! [breaking character] Hooker's a good cop! Whoa! He's a good-- [gets slapped in the beak again]
Crow, you listen to me and you listen good, I need you to snap out of Shatner. I need you here, now, our friend's life hangs in the balance!
[sobs] I'm sorry Joel, I didn't know...
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