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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Dr. Shiga, Servo [as Dr. Shiga] and others in “Gamera vs. Guiron”

[during a scene with very poor dubbing]

SDr. Shiga

There's no...

SAServo [as Dr. Shiga]

Business like... show business.

SDr. Shiga

... air or water on the moon... so no living thing inhabits it. As you know for sure.

Servo

Uh-huh.

SDr. Shiga

And...

JSJoel and Servo

Yeah? Uh-huh?

SDr. Shiga

... there are...

Servo

Go on.

Joel

We're waiting. Go on.

SDr. Shiga

... no rivers on Mars.

Servo

Oh.

CCrow

Yes.

SDr. Shiga

And on Venus...

Joel

Yeah?

SDr. Shiga

... it has several hundred degrees centigrade.

Joel

We're waiting.

Servo

It does.

SDr. Shiga

And...

Servo

Yes?

Joel

Go on?

SDr. Shiga

... the surface of... Jupiter is covered with...

Servo

[getting annoyed] SUM. UP.

SDr. Shiga

... frozen ammonia.

Joel

You got a little uh...

SDr. Shiga

Saturn... is also...

Joel

Mhmm?

SDr. Shiga

...the same.

Servo

Get on with it!

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