[SID announces the return of Captain Scarlet to Lunarville 7]
They've come back. Orson, bring them here at once.
Yes, sir.
What they have seen must never get back to Earth. Bring them here.
[entering the room] There's no need, Lunar Controller. On the assumption that his first note would be rejected and subject to our investigation, the World President authorized me to place you under close arrest, and escort you back to Earth.
Arrest me? You are fools, Earth men. Already a complex is being built. Soon, the Mysterons will come to take over the moon, and then the Earth.
We have seen the complex, and it will be destroyed.
No. You will never leave the moon alive. Any of you.
SID, prepare a Lunar rocket for immediate launch. We are leaving at once for the Earth.
Don't waste your breath.
A Lunar rocket is ready at bay three.
No! SID, this is the Lunar Controller. Seal all exits!
Come on.
[imitating a seal] Get it? Seal? ... never mind.
SID. I am giving you an order! Orson, seize them!
[Captain Blue knocks out Orson]
Let's go!
[standing in front of SID] I command you! SEAL! ALL! EXITS!
[imitating a seal again]
Okay, I get it...
It's no good, Lunar Controller, SID cannot identify you.
I figured you would.
I changed recognition disks with you last night.
[getting desperate] SID! This is the Lunar Controller! Stop them!!! SEAL! ALL! EXITS!
I'm sorry. Your recognition disk cannot authorize that.
Obey! OBEY! SEAL ALL EXITS!
I am sorry. Your recognition disk does not authorize that.
...
[pointing a gun at SID] This is your last chance, SID! Seal all exits!
I am sorry. Your recognition disk- [Lunar Controller begins to shoot SID repeatedly, causing SID to malfunction catastrophically] I... AM... SORRY...
...
[continuing to shoot SID repeatedly as an alarm sounds throughout the base] Obey! OBEY!!!
Alright already!
You know, there was an off switch, dumb-o.
[SID begins exploding, and destroying Lunarville 7]
I... AM... SORRY... I... AM... SOOOOORRRRRYYYYY...
I'm sorry you two had to see that.
It wasn't pretty.
I'm all choked up.
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