Mystery Science Theater 3000 quotes
1930 total quotesNarrator: Their immediate destination after leaving the incubator...
Servo [as Narrator]: Broadway!
Narrator: ...is the brooder house.
Mike [as Narrator]: Designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.
Servo [as Narrator]: Broadway!
Narrator: ...is the brooder house.
Mike [as Narrator]: Designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.
Narrator: There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics...
Servo: "Oops".
Narrator: ..."radiation".
Servo: Oh.
Servo: "Oops".
Narrator: ..."radiation".
Servo: Oh.
Narrator: There's excitement everywhere, the circus here. Everyone is headed to the big top to thrill to and cheer on the funmakers, daredevils, freaks, and ferocious performing animals.
[Shot of circus-goers outside the tent]
Crow: And here come the freaks now! Look at them, all...
[Shot of circus-goers outside the tent]
Crow: And here come the freaks now! Look at them, all...
Narrator: They speak with their dad as though they are genuinely glad to see him.
Crow [as Narrator]: They're not, of course...
Crow [as Narrator]: They're not, of course...
Narrator: Vacation time.
Crow [as Narrator]: So... goodbye.
Narrator: People travel east, west... north or south.
Servo: And some people just burrow straight down, I guess.
Crow [as Narrator]: So... goodbye.
Narrator: People travel east, west... north or south.
Servo: And some people just burrow straight down, I guess.
Narrator: Was there a shadow of doubt in Miss Grandy's face as she handed back your paper?
Crow: Or was it lust?
Crow: Or was it lust?
Narrator: Year-round sun makes this island a vacation paradise.
Crow: And very hard to sleep!
Crow: And very hard to sleep!
Narrator: Yes, the Junior Rodeo is here to stay. And nobody's happier about it than Old Timer Billy Slater.
Joel: It's sad, really.
Servo: [singing to the tune of Home on the Range] ...And the guys are not clowning all dayyyeeeeEEEEE!!!
The Killer Shrews (movie)
Joel: It's sad, really.
Servo: [singing to the tune of Home on the Range] ...And the guys are not clowning all dayyyeeeeEEEEE!!!
The Killer Shrews (movie)
Narrator: Yes, today's problem is merchandising...
Mike: Over three kinds of vanilla!
Narrator: ...to sell in high volume, for high profit.
Crow: For high people.
[Cut to a shot of a stack of ice cream boxes]
Narrator: Frozen products are impulse items...
Servo: I'll take it, I'll take it!
Narrator: And impulse buying is primarily...
Mike: Women's fault.
[The stack suddenly drops]
Narrator: ...an emotional decision.
Crow: The market crashed!
Mike: Over three kinds of vanilla!
Narrator: ...to sell in high volume, for high profit.
Crow: For high people.
[Cut to a shot of a stack of ice cream boxes]
Narrator: Frozen products are impulse items...
Servo: I'll take it, I'll take it!
Narrator: And impulse buying is primarily...
Mike: Women's fault.
[The stack suddenly drops]
Narrator: ...an emotional decision.
Crow: The market crashed!
Nick: Uh, Kay�� you wouldn't want to help get the scavenger sale ready at the community center�� would you?
Joel [as Kay]: How many ways can I say "no"?!
Kay: Oh, I've been hearing about that. Yes, I'd like to very much.
Crow [as Kay]: Is it okay if I bring my boyfriend Dave?
. . .
Nick: I sure didn't think she'd go to a place like that for a date.
Joel [as Nick]: �� with a loser like me.
Nick: Where's my racket?
Servo [as Nick]: I should spank myself.
Joel [as Kay]: How many ways can I say "no"?!
Kay: Oh, I've been hearing about that. Yes, I'd like to very much.
Crow [as Kay]: Is it okay if I bring my boyfriend Dave?
. . .
Nick: I sure didn't think she'd go to a place like that for a date.
Joel [as Nick]: �� with a loser like me.
Nick: Where's my racket?
Servo [as Nick]: I should spank myself.
Noel: At the risk of sounding nuts...
Crow [as Noel]: I've replaced my toes with grapes.
Crow [as Noel]: I've replaced my toes with grapes.