MMan
That's an asteroid!
That's no asteroid... that's a battle station!
“The Green Slime”
In this episode: Joel Robinson (3), Crow T. Robot (1)
Hey, Crow.
CCrow
Yes, Joel Hodgson?
I found the secret of life the other day... but it kinda bummed me out.
CCrow
You found the secret of life? Why should it bum you out?
It was on 8-track.
[Gypsy and Crow laugh.]
PPilot
Take us into the number two position, will you?
[getting up to leave] Speaking of the number two position...
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