First, we need to clean it (referring to a raw chicken).
ClaireOK, I'll put it in the dishwasher. Life cycle, right?
Played by Jennifer Freeman
My Wife and Kids · 66 quotes
4th most-quoted character in My Wife and Kids: in 6 of its 66 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael (2), Jay (2), Junior (2)
Scenes with Claire 6
ClaireToday, we're going to cook minute rice.
ClaireReally? How long will that take?
ClaireHow would you feel if your parents went on a double date with you and Mom?
Like a virgin.
Claire (after telling Junior, who got into a fight with Tony and got beat up after he assumed that Claire and Tony were having sex, when really they were playing miniature golf): What did you think we did?
It.
ClaireIt?
JJay
It?
It?
ClaireThat's disgusting!
JJay
That's disgusting!
That's just plain damn nasty.
JJay
Claire, you're 16 now, what do you see yourself doing in the next few years?
ClaireShopping.
ClaireJunior, get your butt out of my face!
Get your face out of my butt!
ClaireI'm the one in the line of fire!
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