[The series' last lines]
Joy, was that the Halloween party where Fat Steve dressed up like the Kool-Aid guy and broke his nose trying to run through the wall? I wore a skeleton costume to that party.
What? Earl, did you do me?
If anything, you did me. I was drunk. I don't remember anything after Fat Steve going through the wall.
Sweet Jesus!
I know! I'm Dodge's father!
That explains why Dodge's moustache is starting to come in already.
[reading the DNA results] We've got another problem.
What?
These three DNAs match. That means it's you and the boys, which makes this one mine and it doesn't match any of those.
What does that mean?
It means I'm not Earl Junior's father.
Now, everybody just calm down.
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