And his second name is Ulrich. That was my mother’s name. It means "warm heart"
S3Baby Talk
(to Mrs. Raven) Hey, Phantom of the Opera! How'd you like a stallion between your sheets?
I'd sooner sleep with an incontinent skunk! Get your coat.
(to George) Romance is not dead!
S3Zero Tolerance
I stopped a little vandal this week spraying “poser” on my brand new customised Porsche.
Oh yes, I saw that. And on the other side he'd written "Useless toss-"
Yes, thank you George! So I hauled him down to the police station. A small struggle, but I managed to get the better of him. And did they charge him? No, they did not! Honestly, these 5-year-olds can get away with murder!
I made 4 citizen's arrests this week.
Really? What were they for?
Wasting a medical receptionist's time!
I don’t think that's actually an offence, Mrs. Raven.
Well, it's an offence to me! Coming here, wanting to change their appointments! So I arrested four of them and took them straight down to the police station.
And did they press charges?
Tyler, this is an Ultronian thing. We don't do it with humans. Not even weird ones.
Oh, okay. (He slowly walks away, upset)
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