So you all know I'm alive, but when Janet's parents turn up, what are you going to tell them?
S4The Living Dead
You're pretending to be dead!
No! I really am dead!
You really are dead? So I'm hallucinating again?
They're here! Quick, lie down!
Arnie, explain it to him!
Tyler, how can I explain this in a way you'll understand?
I can't!
S4Taking the Credit
I've solved our problem. I've consolidated all our debts into one easy payment!
Oh, no! Not with one of those companies that advertises on the telly!
No, no, Janet. I've heard all about them. That's why I went to this disused warehouse, and met a bloke called "Big Reg"!
Now, we only have to pay £3,000...
That's brilliant!
...a month, for the next ten years! It's all part of Big Reg's "Miss a payment, Lose a limb!" plan!
I used to be poor. Back when I were a farmer. Eventually, we got so poor, my mum sent me to market with our one remaining cow. So I took it to market, and on the way there I met a bloke who bought it off me for some magic beans! When I took them home, my mum was so furious she threw them out of the window...
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