No, don't tell me! When you woke up the next morning, they'd grown into a massive beanstalk!
S4Taking the Credit
No! They weren't magic at all! What a swizz!
It's OK, if you paid for them with a credit card, you're automatically covered...
Don't do it! My life was hell when I won!
Tyler, I hope you liked those Ultronian magic beans I bought you. They really are magic, you know!
Magic? They were delicious!
Did you get rid of all those begging letters?
Yes. There was even one for you, Janet, asking for £5,000. But I just wrote back to them, and told them to get stuffed!
Well done!
By the way, who are the Inland Revenue?
S4It's All in the Mind
I raised money for charity for people with psychiatric problems. Like I said to Gandalf, the other day, there but for the grace of God.
Brilliant master, do it, do it.
(thinking) What shall I do on Sunday? Oh, I know, I'll take Mum out. Take her on a nice drive down to Margate... and leave her there! I'll teach her to forget my birthday!
(thinking) The 5 iron's best i reckon, or maybe a 4. No, definitely a 5. Hit her over the head with a five iron and then bury her under the patio
BIG BLOODY DEAL! Blow up the earth?!
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