Hey, did you hear that Piers is getting married? What an idiot!
S3Little Green Man
What have you got against marriage, O, former king of the cosmos? You've done it enough times!
It's alright, Tyler. I can see it too.
God, that's a relief! Last time I saw something like that, they increased my medication!
Fantastic news! "Hey There!" Magazine say they'll print our wedding photos! And, if we get a bottle of Wash & Go into every shot, they'll split the profit!
Fab! So, we've got Pot Noodle doing the catering, booze courtesy of Heineken, and the cake's being made by Utterly Butterly!
(Sarcastically) Oh, how romantic! So, will it be a white wedding?
Certainly not! It'll be Orange... unless I can do a deal with Vodafone!
Are you wearing make-up, George?
Course I am. Plenty of men wear make-up... Boy George... Marilyn Manson... Judith Chalmers...
Hmm... Perfectly normal, then...
Terry, I just got another hot tip... "Barnacle Bill" in the 2.30 at Haydock Park!
TTerry
OK, and I’ve got a tip for you!
I'm listenin'!
TTerry
(He points to his left) Start running in that direction, very very fast!
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