The very fact you’re asking me proves that it’s working!
S3Puttin' On The Writs
So it can't be microwaved.
Er, I'll stand.
(to Arnie) Right, pay attention, pond scum. Calls here fall into three categories. "Urgent", "Very Urgent", "Life or Death". "Urgent": Put on Hold. "Very Urgent": Disconnect. "Life or Death": Tell them you're the maitre'd of the local Chinese restaurant.
You tricked me! I should have known you wouldn't have known what to do if confronted by a poisonous insect!
S3Shock, Horror!
Take yesterday, for example. You had to deflect that comet from the Earth, put out that forest fire, and rescue those hostages. And what did you do?
I rescued the comet, blew the hostages into the fire, and threw up.
Exactly.
At least I put out the fire.
Look, it's perfectly simple. I had him with me when I was called out on a rescue and then I was called out on more rescues and what with that, and popping back here to see Ollie, I put him down somewhere and I can't remember where.
We've all done it, Janet! We've all put things down and can't remember where we've put them.
Not the president of the United States!
S3Little Green Man
Quiet, ain't it?
I mean, why isn't this store gettin' more business? It's got a prime spot in the high street, it's well stocked... I just don’t understand!
ATArnie and Tyler
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