Take yesterday, for example. You had to deflect that comet from the Earth, put out that forest fire, and rescue those hostages. And what did you do?
I rescued the comet, blew the hostages into the fire, and threw up.
Exactly.
At least I put out the fire.
Look, it's perfectly simple. I had him with me when I was called out on a rescue and then I was called out on more rescues and what with that, and popping back here to see Ollie, I put him down somewhere and I can't remember where.
We've all done it, Janet! We've all put things down and can't remember where we've put them.
Not the president of the United States!
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