Dr. Piers Crispin quotes from My Hero

Piers

I am someone like that. (Proudly) And thats not swank.

Piers

I'm no swanker!

Piers

Actually, you can go home early, Mrs. Raven. I'll clear things up here.

Piers

Ah, you're one of her "phone-a-friends"?

Piers

Now, Thermoman, I was wondering if you could help me, mate?

Piers

Mrs. Raven, try and be more friendly with them! Show them you know who they are.

Piers

"Thermo", mate! Why don't we get a picture of the two 'celebs' together?

Piers

Don't you think you've had enough, Mrs. Raven?

Piers

And how much wine will that take?

Piers

The good old Northholt Amateur Dramatic Society.

Piers

Alright, Mrs. Bennett, just keep putting the cream on it, but if it gets any worse, be a love and change doctors, okay?

Piers

I'm going to destroy the whole world and everybody in it...apart from Britney Spears; I quite like her.

Piers

It underscores my evil - it's a flourish.

Piers

I stopped a little vandal this week spraying “poser” on my brand new customised Porsche.

Piers

Yes, thank you George! So I hauled him down to the police station. A small struggle, but I managed to get the better of him. And did they charge him? No, they did not! Honestly, these 5-year-olds can get away with murder!