Dr. Piers Crispin quotes from My Hero

Piers

Fab! So, we've got Pot Noodle doing the catering, booze courtesy of Heineken, and the cake's being made by Utterly Butterly!

Piers

Certainly not! It'll be Orange... unless I can do a deal with Vodafone!

Piers

Are you wearing make-up, George?

Piers

Hmm... Perfectly normal, then...

Piers

Ah, George! Just the man! (He produces an envelope from his jacket) This is for you!

Piers

No, it's the bill for my car. Pay today, or I'll start charging interest!

Piers

Oh, yes! (He produces another envelope and gives it to George) And this is the bill for the pavillion window.

Piers

I could have played professionally! (Smugly) The day I gave up cricket and became a doctor, a lot of people were very sad indeed!

Piers

I was the best player on that pitch! Besides, cricket's a team game! (Smugly again) George would never beat me in direct competition!

Piers

Ten quid says he won't! (He turns to George) What are you like at tennis?

Piers

(Back to Janet) How about twenty quid?

Piers

You... You're right, Janet. I am not a loser... I... am not... a loser...

Piers

I AM a loser! I AM a loser!

Piers

Time of death 9:44. I really am very sorry.

Piers

It's 9:44