George quotes from My Hero

George

Is that the one with the net?

George

Hi, Piers! Fancy a game of golf, or even squash?

George

You are going to be so proud of me!

George

I've got myself a pension, it's brilliant! The pension man said if I pay in until I'm 65, then they'll pay me for the rest of my life! That's 897 years!

George

Oh, and even better! I've got myself some life insurance!

George

Oh, I will with this one! The way he explained it was like this: I pay them £100 a month, and then, if I fall under a bus, they pay you £60,000! So I paid him the £100, and I went straight out and fell under the first bus I could find! You can collect whenever you like!

George

Who's that then?

George

Tyler, listen! Janet's parents will be here in a moment, and I need your help!

George

Well, just try! The thing is, I'm pretending to be dead!

George

No, no, I'm not pretending to you, I'm pretending to everyone else!

George

Not the people in this room! I'm pretending to everyone not in this room!

George

No, but they will be!

George

So you all know I'm alive, but when Janet's parents turn up, what are you going to tell them?

George

No! I really am dead!

George

Arnie, explain it to him!