George quotes from My Hero

George

Oh, it's alright. He didn't mind.

George

What?

George

Oh, yes, I remember. Who's that famous Ultronian?

George

Tyler, why is your sofa covered in Bacofoil?

George

I rescued the comet, blew the hostages into the fire, and threw up.

George

At least I put out the fire.

George

Look, it's perfectly simple. I had him with me when I was called out on a rescue and then I was called out on more rescues and what with that, and popping back here to see Ollie, I put him down somewhere and I can't remember where.

George

We've all done it, Janet! We've all put things down and can't remember where we've put them.

George

Course I am. Plenty of men wear make-up... Boy George... Marilyn Manson... Judith Chalmers...

George

Cricket? That's the one with the hoops?

George

So, they're both the same?

George

Pitcher, right. (He begins to write everything down on a notepad)

George

(Still writing) Three strikes, and he's out! This is all beginning to make sense now, Janet!

George

Then why are you telling me about it?

George

Oh, thank you, Piers! Is this the cheque for "man of the match"?