The new alarm system is causing too many problems
They say it's there for our protection.
Protection from what? I've almost broken my bloody neck on the staircase, I've got a son who's deaf, I've got a son in a coma, and a daughter as ugly as sin!
“Farewell to Alarms” · Season 1
In this episode: Ben Harper (4), Susan Harper (1), Nick (1)
The phone rings in the surgery and Ben answers it. It's Nick, and there are muffled sounds from the other end of the line:
Yes, Nick...
There is a short pause for more muffled sounds:
Even if I had a thong, I wouldn't let you borrow it... No, your mother hasn't got one either.
In the night, Ben and Susan hear a noise from downstairs and Susan sends him down to inspect:
(as he enters the kitchen) Janey? Micheal? Nick?
DDave
Dave.
(spins around) Dave? We haven't got a Dave who are you?
The next morning where everyone except Dave is downstairs:
Nick, would you like to tell me what the hell 'Dave' is doing in our house?
Oh yeah, Dad. You know how you told me I needed a new job, well guess what! I'm a landlord!
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