A character in ¡Mucha Lucha!
Voiced by Kimberly Brooks
¡Mucha Lucha! · 58 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in ¡Mucha Lucha!: in 29 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: The Flea (20), Rikochet (16), Headmistress (4)
Buena GirlFlea, this is like a dream come true!
Well, falling into a dumpster of chili cheese fries is a dream come true, but The Flea thinks this is pretty great! How's Rikochet doing?
Buena GirlIt's all buena.
[standing in the middle of the street, wearing a donut costume; uncomfortably dismayed] Public relations he called it. Ay, basura.
Say hello to a brand new me!
Buena GirlHuh?!
[gasps] What the…?!
[Rikochet is revealed to have his head shrunk]
[after Buena Girl turns off the TV] Why'd you do that?
Buena Girl[shaking her head in denial] It's just not right.
The Flea agrees. Onion juice should be in a mug.
Buena GirlFlea, that's not what I meant. It's too commercial. It's not what masked wrestling is all about. It's about honor in the ring. It's about us being a tag-team. It's about Lucha Libre! Libre means free, not low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low price.
I think you left out one "low".
Buena GirlHate to do this to you, Flea!
The Flea hates to do this to you as well!
No, we hate to do it to both of you!
Huh?
We challenge you both, arrrgh!
We are taking over the student council in a three-on-two match!
Now, we're only going to be gone for a few hours. So we want you niños to be good.
Aw, can't we come, too?
Sorry, mijo, it's a school night.
But, mama, the luchador fabuloso mega-match spectacular only comes once a year.
Buena GirlAnd as the future of Lucha Libre, shouldn't we be able to…
Blow up bedtimes so we can watch cool centering action?
No.
And be asleep by 9:00. Goodnight, niños.
Well, at least we can watch it on T.V.
Buena GirlFlea, why are you dressed like the chupacabra?
The Flea is not dressed. The Flea's been infected with uncontrollable hair!
Always gotta be so buena, don't ya?
Buena GirlWell, we proved our point. Besides, it's better that he returned to his own kind.
Flea! Those churros are for the school fundraiser, not for eating!
[Rikochet slaps Flea in the back of his head, making him spit out the churro]
Buena Girl[disgusted] Eww.
Each of you little luchadors will have to sell a box churros and turn in the proceeds at this Friday's fund fair to raise money for underprivileged intercity luchadors. Those of you who do not sell your churros, must return them to me, personally, OR ELSE! As for the rest of you, carnival rides and festival fun. [all the luchadors cheer] Now go and SELL!
Buena GirlLook at all the money we made for the under-privilege intercity luchadors.
Lucky for us, no one can resist these sugary fatty snacks.
[sniffles sadly] Especially The Flea. And now The Flea must leave the country.
Buena GirlDidn't you earn any money?
The belly is full, but the pockets are empty.
Buena Girl! Someone wrecked my house and defeated my papa! And what's even worse, Santo Claus didn't leave me any presents!
Buena GirlSanto Claus didn't leave me anything, either. And just look at my house.
[sadly] This is the worst Lucha Christmas ever.
This is the best Lucha Christmas ever!
If you don't bring back the belt before this clock stops ticking, you three are going… OUT THE LUCHA DOOR!!!
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. What does that mean?
Oh… [chuckles] That just means you will all be… EXPELLED!!!!!
Headmistress is gonna blow.
Buena GirlWe better distract her.
Calm down, Headmistress.
Buena GirlThere's no reason to be mad.
There are plenty of things to do in life besides being mad.
Buena GirlLike, uh… polishing your mask!
Go, Los Insectos! We'll keep her busy until you bring back the belt!
We don't even know where to find this "spider hole."
Yes, but we have to find it, for insect-themed masked wrestlers everywhere!
Man. That lame show and its lame stunts are so… lame. [turns and walks away] Lame. [turns back] I'm not gonna waist time with you guys.
Why not?
Buena GirlI dare you!
Yeah! I dare you to waist time with us!
I dare you to shut up! GO AWAY, RIKOCHET! You're just a lightweight loser that could never challenge me to a worthy dare!
[offended] Lightweight loser? Oh, yeah, Cindy Slam?! I dare you to wrestle me!
Oh, no! Rikochet challenged me to a match! Oh, whatever shall I do?
Two Buena Girls?
Two Buena Girls?
Two Buena Girls?
Buena GirlThere's only one Buena Girl.
Buena Girl! So, you have been competing at Roller Lucha.
Buena GirlI thought trying a new sport would be challenging. But compared with Lucha Libre, Roller Lucha is way lame.
[relieved] For a minute there, I thought we lost you.
Buena GirlIt may be fast, but it sure isn't Lucha.
Where do you think you're going? You think you can insult our sport and just leave? Maybe Roller Lucha's too mega for a Buena Girl like you.
Buena Girl"Mega?" Please. With our discipline Lucha Libre training, we could beat you at your own silly sport!
Um, Buena Girl, we can't stake.
You are so going down.
I can't believe you did that, Buena Girl!
Buena GirlDid what?
Push me out of the way, just so you could get all the credit for the pin!
Ace Video Yearbook Reporter, The Flea here, where Rikochet has just called out Buena Girl.
Buena GirlI pushed you off, because you were too busy showboating to notice that Haystack Grande was lifting his--
I was not showboating! I merely relishing it and yet, another victory that I had to do all by myself, with no help from you!
Buena Girl[insulted] I can't believe you would say that!
That's not the only thing.
What else?
Buena GirlYeah, Rikochet. What else?
All I'm saying is that you have to start pulling your weight around here.
Just a recap for our viewers, Rikochet first called Buena Girl, "lazy," and now he just called her, "fat."
Buena GirlI'M SICK OF ALL THE INSULTS AND ACCUSATIONS! I DON'T NEED IT!
Well, I don't need you.
Buena GirlWell, I don't need you or the Buena-Chet All Stars, either!
Fine!
Buena GirlFine!
[They both angrily go their separate ways; Later at the press conference…]
Here were are, at the tag team press conference, with the now ex-members of the Buena-Chet All Stars.
Buena GirlI just wanna say, I don't need you, either.
Big whoop. I could win this tournament with anyone as my partner.
Buena GirlOh, yeah?!
Yeah! I could win even with… Snow Pea as my partner!
Buena GirlI could win with… [looks around] Doomien as my partner!
What?! You mean that pasty little schoolboy nerd?! [falls off his chair, laughing hysterically]
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