GHGerald Hennessey Imposter (Bob Odenkirk)
This is not a playground so leave your lunchboxes at home, as well as your games, and um, jokes, and balls, and riddles.
“Life Is Precious and God and the Bible” · Season 4, Episode 1
In this episode: Gerald Hennessey Imposter (3)
GHGerald Hennessey Imposter (Bob Odenkirk)
You come in here with heads filled with soup, when you are done with law school, your brain will be like a steel trap with the bloody foot of law inside it, crying out for its mommy!
GHGerald Hennessey Imposter (Bob Odenkirk)
By the time this class is over, two of you will be murdered. One of you will commit suicide. One of you will get injured...in the leg. Two of you will quit law school because it's so hard...and you'll go off to run an apple butter farm.
PPharmacy "customer" (Brian Posehn)
I know what you mean...my doctor says I need marijuana to get high.
HHitler (David)
Get used to it, Hitler.
TSTalk show audience member (Jerry Minor)
You need to respect the baby, 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
TSTalk show host, Todd Linder Flohman (Bob)
You stupid, petty, Prince-looking, no-island-remembering motherfucker!
DWDerlin Whittier, talk show guest (David)
Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish.
YHYale Hadderity, investigative reporter (David)
Oh, my scammy flammy mammy!
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