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Worthington's Law: More Money = Better Than
“Bush Is a Pussy” · Season 3, Episode 7
In this episode: Carl Espick (3)
CECarl Espick, editor of Value magazine (David)
The Great Caruso wasn't nearly as great as, say, SAMMY HAGAR, the red rocker!
SSSuccessful siamese twin (Bob)
No! I worked. You sat on my ass and did nothing!
SPScience program host (Bob)
Scientists have ascertained that there may be as many as... 24 stars in the cosmos.
NONazi official (David)
To say we killed 24 Jews would be an exaggeration.
SSalini (David)
What's wrong, Philouza? A few too many of Mr. Graham's crackers?
KMKedzie Matthews (Tom Kenny)
Watch as Mrs. Vila gets half of This Old House in "This Old Divorce"!
CECarl Espick, editor of Value magazine (David)
Did you know that according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself the "Great" Caruso was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, the Red Rocker? So, shut up, Caruso!
In 1995, Steve Peters had no money. He was a public school teacher, so his opinion wasn't worth very much. But then, in 1996, he won the lottery, and he was a great man. Greater than Einstein, who made very little. But then, guess what this genius-for-a-day does. He goes and gives his money to charity! Now he's about as dumb as Einstein! Way to go, Einstein!
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