MCMarriage Con & Boat Show seminar host (Jill Talley)
Men 'R' Stupid...ta da! Women 'R' Stupider. We need to get married! I did it! Get in line! Get in line, you dumb bitch!
“A White Man Set Them Free” · Season 3, Episode 9
BGBenjamin Gerard, ice cream purveyor (David)
"Rock & Roll Double Chunk". It has chocolate in it, and we figure if people like Rock & Roll music, they'll like this, cause it says "Rock & Roll" on it.
PN"Last Indian" piece narrator (Tom Kenny)
I fuckin' saw God, Jack. And I laughed in his fuckin' face!
S"Hell in a Handbasket" soldier (David)
You are a dying asshole.
JSJon Stewart (as himself)
I felt it was time for another Vietnam message.
CH"All American Salute to the Last Indian" co-host (Paul F. Tompkins)
The rap group, The Fuck-ups.
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