MIMan in ambulance 1
You get the door, John.
MIMan in ambulance 2
Right.
[The doors are blocked by Mr. Bean's Mini. Laughter from the audience.]
MIMan in ambulance 1
What's wrong? Here, give it to me.
[Scene changes to the waiting room.]
N1Nurse 1
Twenty-two (22).
[Bean takes the doll from the girl's hands and throws it. The girl goes with her mother to pick it up, leaving the queue. Next, two men are in front of him, Bean pinches the taller man's back and quickly pulls his hand away. The taller man thinks the person behind him (in front of Bean) did this, and pushes him.]
TMTaller Man
What the hell do you think you're doing? Pinching my bottom in a hospital queue?! [both leave the queue, Bean meets the receptionist, the mother and daughter is behind Bean now.]
RReceptionist
Good morning, name please?
Um, Bean. (laughter from the audience)
RReceptionist
And what is the problem?
[Bean whispers to the receptionist]
RReceptionist
Have a ticket and take a seat please, Mr. Bean.
NONurse on P.A.
Security to the east door, please.
N1Nurse 1
Twenty-three (23).
[Two people stand up and walk to the main room]
N1Nurse 1
Twenty-four (24).
[Bean notices an old man sleeping with the ticket, he tries swapping it but...]
[The old man wakes up and heads to the main room]
[Bean examines the muffled woman's ticket upside-down and reads 25. While the receptionist answers a phone call, Bean turns the number counter upside down while coughing, then returns to his seat]
N1Nurse 1
Fifty-two (52).
Yes! [The muffled woman holds Bean by the teapot, three other people are complaining about their tickets being skipped. Bean is still struggling]
N2Nurse 2
Ninety-two (92). [she appears beside the counter]
M4Man 4
Hang on! What about me?
N1Nurse 1
Come back here! Somebody's turned it the wrong way up. [She turns the counter around back to its normal position] That's better, there. Twenty-six (26).
M5Man 5
Yes, at last. [follows Nurse 1]
[The woman lets go of Bean's teapot. Frustrated, Bean goes back to his seat]
[Many minutes later]
N1Nurse 1
Fifty-one (51).
[Mr. Bean is sleeping, he drops the muffled woman's ticket, the other nurse takes that ticket from the floor.]
N2Nurse 2
Is this anybody's?
[The muffled woman shouts, giving the nurse's attention]
N2Nurse 2
Oh! Not too long now. Don't you worry.
N1Nurse 1
Fifty-two (52).
[Bean moans as 52 is said by the nurse]
N2Nurse 2
Over here. [brings the muffled woman inside]
NONurse on PA
Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on?
N2Nurse 2
Fifty-three (53).
NONurse on PA
Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on? Thank you.
[Mr. Bean goes back to the waiting queue to get another ticket. In front of him are the same two men that were fighting earlier. In order to cut through the queue once again Bean pushes them both.]
TMTaller Man
You're risking your life!
[As the two men leave fighting once again Bean moves forward towards the receptionist. The receptionist looks up and sees a rather angry Mr. Bean.]
(laughter)
RReceptionist
And what is the problem?
The problem... [He shows the receptionist the teapot stuck in his hand and then complains about waiting for a long time. Mr. Bean then starts banging the teapot on the counter.] ...now come on, do something about it!
RReceptionist
Take a ticket and have a seat please.
[Mr. Bean takes a ticket, but is shocked to see that the ticket has a higher number. In frustration, he then angrily throws the ticket in the bin, and pushes it further down, but his hand becomes stuck inside the bin. Using his mouth, he takes out another ticket, and walks to his seat. In the background the shorter man is body-slamming the taller man on the floor.]
[Bean takes snapshots of a rubbish bin, then a statue of Cupid after covering the genitals with red paper from the bin. He then passes a Royal Guard, and tries to first scare him (with no reaction) and then take a picture of him. Bean moves a sundial, tries to place the camera, breaking the gnomon in the process. He styles the guard in his own fashion, such as grooming and trimming the moustache, adding tulips across his belt, a face made of paper to his hat (as well as hair made of leaves), and also placing Teddy on the bayonet. With everything arranged, Bean sets the timer on his camera]
[A few seconds later, the Guard hears a command and leaves his post but Bean goes after him. The camera shutters, the picture only sees Bean leaving.]
[Bean brushes his teeth and uses a toy gun to gargle water. He tries to scratch his ear with a finger, then uses the toothbrush to clean both ears, then the moustache area]
[to the mirror] Good night.
[Bean goes to his bedroom, his teddy bear is on the bed]
Oh, Teddy! [lies on the bed, gets a comic from a cabinet] Oh, Asterix. [Bean and Teddy reads the comic, but twitches Teddy to think "it" cannot see] Just a minute, just a minute. Glasses. [Bean places the small glasses onto Teddy's eyes, then they continue reading the comic.] Oh, so beautiful. Oh, look at the time. [Bean pretends to yawn, then he snaps his fingers, making like Teddy is sleeping, and places it in a box, moving the box to under the bed. He opens the cabinet revealing a pistol and shoots the lightbulb.]
[The clock is ticking loudly, Bean places it in a drawer. A motorbike can be heard from the outside, followed by cats meowing. He takes a cup and a dog hood, now we see Bean's head like a dog on the window. He barks, scaring the cats. Now he can go back to sleep, Bean lies on his side, then with his face down. A few seconds later, he gasps for breath. Bean turns on the TV, the first channels were static, and then to a chess match. The player on black tries to make a move, slowly making Bean go to sleep. After a few seconds, a white star appears on the TV and loud music of a Bodyform commercial awakes Bean, forcing him to turn off the TV.]
[He places a chair, then a picture of sheep beside the bed and opens the curtain. He counts them with his fingers, then with a calculator. 27 times 15.]
[He finally goes to sleep, with the calculator still on his left hand. At the end of the credits, he tries lying on his side again, but rolls off the bed and falls on the floor.]
