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S1 E13

Mr. Bean · Season 1, Episode 13

Nurse 1, Nurse 2 and others in “Goodnight Mr. Bean”

[Many minutes later]

N1Nurse 1

Fifty-one (51).

[Mr. Bean is sleeping, he drops the muffled woman's ticket, the other nurse takes that ticket from the floor.]

N2Nurse 2

Is this anybody's?

[The muffled woman shouts, giving the nurse's attention]

N2Nurse 2

Oh! Not too long now. Don't you worry.

N1Nurse 1

Fifty-two (52).

[Bean moans as 52 is said by the nurse]

N2Nurse 2

Over here. [brings the muffled woman inside]

NONurse on PA

Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on?

N2Nurse 2

Fifty-three (53).

NONurse on PA

Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on? Thank you.

[Mr. Bean goes back to the waiting queue to get another ticket. In front of him are the same two men that were fighting earlier. In order to cut through the queue once again Bean pushes them both.]

SMShorter Man

It's you!

TMTaller Man

You're risking your life!

[As the two men leave fighting once again Bean moves forward towards the receptionist. The receptionist looks up and sees a rather angry Mr. Bean.]

RReceptionist

Name?

(angrily) Bean!

(laughter)

RReceptionist

And what is the problem?

The problem... [He shows the receptionist the teapot stuck in his hand and then complains about waiting for a long time. Mr. Bean then starts banging the teapot on the counter.] ...now come on, do something about it!

RReceptionist

Take a ticket and have a seat please.

[Mr. Bean takes a ticket, but is shocked to see that the ticket has a higher number. In frustration, he then angrily throws the ticket in the bin, and pushes it further down, but his hand becomes stuck inside the bin. Using his mouth, he takes out another ticket, and walks to his seat. In the background the shorter man is body-slamming the taller man on the floor.]

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