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Mr. Bean · Season 1, Episode 13

Mr. Bean in “Goodnight Mr. Bean”

[Bean takes snapshots of a rubbish bin, then a statue of Cupid after covering the genitals with red paper from the bin. He then passes a Royal Guard, and tries to first scare him (with no reaction) and then take a picture of him. Bean moves a sundial, tries to place the camera, breaking the gnomon in the process. He styles the guard in his own fashion, such as grooming and trimming the moustache, adding tulips across his belt, a face made of paper to his hat (as well as hair made of leaves), and also placing Teddy on the bayonet. With everything arranged, Bean sets the timer on his camera]

[A few seconds later, the Guard hears a command and leaves his post but Bean goes after him. The camera shutters, the picture only sees Bean leaving.]

Oh, no! [growls]

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