[Bean pushing another Mini car]
[He gets some soldiers to help push the car]
I'm in!
“Back To School Mr. Bean” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Mr. Bean (4)
[Bean pushing another Mini car]
[He gets some soldiers to help push the car]
"I'll get in."
"I'm in!"
"Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!"
[Cut to a drill sergeant]
DSDrill sergeant
"Eyes front!"
[Cut to soldiers marching and halting, then the sergeant shouts unintelligible commands: first one turns the soldiers left and left foot stamp, second preparing their rifles to their right sidearm, and finally their separating their feet. The sergeant leaves and heads inside the recruitment centre on the background. Bean arrives behind the soldiers, looking at them, then coughs as he passes through them. The soldiers close their legs. Bean notices them again, then coughs once again, the soldiers separating their feet once again. Bean then gets behind a military vehicle, then coughs, the soldiers close their legs again. Cut to Bean standing near the vehicle, he says a command, similarly to the drill sergeant's, the soldiers positioning their rifles vertically close to their middle. Bean commands them again, this time the first and third of the each rows raising their right and left knees, respectively, to the laughter of the audience. Bean then commands them to raise their right hands up high, and makes them wave said hands. The drill sergeant arrives from the recruitment centre, Bean quickly hides behind the vehicle.]
DSDrill sergeant
"Right." [noticing the soldiers' doing Bean's pose; Bean runs behind the soldiers] "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" [Cut to the entrance of the building] "Hey! Right side!" [Bean gets inside the building with the Adult Education entrance] "What do you think you're doing?! What do you think you're doing?! You what?!"
"Boo!"
[The calligrapher is frightened, the push of his quill ruins his art.]
AIArt instructor
"Ah, ça, c'est formidable. But I think, là!"
[Bean arrives at the classroom]
AIArt instructor
"Ah, bonjour! Please, come in! Sit down, là; the fruit. Ah, inspired!"
AIArt instructor
"Ah, banana! Magnifique, but, I think of detail. Detail!"
AIArt instructor
"OK, class, please, changez, là."
[The entire class but Bean turns their sketch papers over. Bean looks at the new model (we don't see it yet), then draws one large oval on the right of his "banana", then a smaller one inside, then an even smaller one inside of the smaller one. He looks at it again, does the same on the left. He examines his own drawing, feels frustrated as he actually draws a naked woman's breasts. Cut behind the woman, we see Bean being hesitant. The instructor lets him back to his artwork. Bean tries to hide his artwork from the instructor.]
AIArt instructor
"Monsieur, what? Don't, don't be shy. Don't be shy! Let me look."
[Bean draws something at the bottom of his work]
AIArt instructor
"Dah!"
[We see Bean actually drew a "mouth" below, to the fascination of the instructor (and the laughter and applause of the audience). She nods a few times, moves her hand around the artwork, as if feeling something.]
AIArt instructor
"The face, eh?" [Bean nods] "The body, où? The body?" [The instructor does some kind of body language] "The body!" [Laughter from the audience] "The breasts? You must look! Look, the beauty. Feel it, feel it, and draw, inspire."
CIChemistry instructor
[The chemistry teacher and the boy who was caught in the lab explosion Bean caused march into the art room. The boy is covered in blue dust.] "Right, is he in here, then?" [The chemistry instructor takes off the boy's glasses. He shakes his head. Then the chemist and the boy see the naked model. The chemist drags the boy out of the class room.] "Out!"
AIArt instructor
Non, non, non, you must look! [The art instructor makes a confused face when she sees the naked model now wearing a clay bikini discretely placed on by Bean.]
JIJudo instructor
"OK, thanks a lot for coming, everybody. Um, before we start learning any throws, et cetera, the first thing about judo is you've just got to make sure that you can fall, OK? So, I'll check all your break-falls one by one. Let's start with you. Just step forward, that's good. OK, we start with a bow. Good. Then, just take hold, that's nice, and the throw. That's it, good one. Back with the others. Right, nice. Next one, please." "That's good. Okay, again, we start with a bow..." "..then, take hold, and the throw." "That's nice. Good." "Back with the others." "There we go." "Okay, can I have the next one, please?" "Next one, please. Yeah?" "Just step forward, then." "Yeah. Onto the mat, yeah?" "That's good." "There we are." "And the other foot, yeah?" "That's good, that's all right, now." "Okay, here we..." "Just come back onto the mat. There we go." "It's all right."
JIJudo instructor
"Now first the bow..." [bows in the Japanese fashion, in a 90-degree angle]
"Bow." [Bean follows suit, and the instructor bows again immediately]
JIJudo instructor
"There we are, the bow. All right, and then I take hold." "It's all right. Just... just trust me, just trust me." "Just calm down, all right? Just stand here." "That's it. No. No one's going to get hurt. That's it." "Good. Okay. Now..."
"So, we bow." [bows in the Japanese fashion]
JIJudo instructor
"Yeah, we bow." [bows immediately after Bean, laughter from the audience] "Just one big bow, then throw." [Cut to the instructor's point of view, the camera is now following the instructor's eyes] "Okay, so one nice, big, big bow and then..." [camera pans as the instructor bows, and up again, then we realizes that Bean is no longer in front of the instructor. Cut to the instructor, Bean stands up behind him, and shoves him down to the mat.]
JIJudo instructor
"Hey, stop it! Stop! Stop it!"
[Bean starts quacking with his hands on the lavatory door, distracting the man.]
Man in lavatory "Oi, oi! Get off! What are you doing?! Hey!" "Hold on! No, no! Oh, my God!"
MOMan on PA speaker
"Right... and good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the demonstration of our group's magnificent machinery, along with some examples..."
CChoir
"...qui est faba."
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