[Many minutes later]
N1Nurse 1
Fifty-one (51).
[Mr. Bean is sleeping, he drops the muffled woman's ticket, the other nurse takes that ticket from the floor.]
N2Nurse 2
Is this anybody's?
[The muffled woman shouts, giving the nurse's attention]
N2Nurse 2
Oh! Not too long now. Don't you worry.
N1Nurse 1
Fifty-two (52).
[Bean moans as 52 is said by the nurse]
N2Nurse 2
Over here. [brings the muffled woman inside]
NONurse on PA
Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on?
N2Nurse 2
Fifty-three (53).
NONurse on PA
Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on? Thank you.
[Mr. Bean goes back to the waiting queue to get another ticket. In front of him are the same two men that were fighting earlier. In order to cut through the queue once again Bean pushes them both.]
TMTaller Man
You're risking your life!
[As the two men leave fighting once again Bean moves forward towards the receptionist. The receptionist looks up and sees a rather angry Mr. Bean.]
Mr. Bean(angrily) Bean!
(laughter)
RReceptionist
And what is the problem?
Mr. Bean
The problem... [He shows the receptionist the teapot stuck in his hand and then complains about waiting for a long time. Mr. Bean then starts banging the teapot on the counter.] ...now come on, do something about it!
RReceptionist
Take a ticket and have a seat please.
[Mr. Bean takes a ticket, but is shocked to see that the ticket has a higher number. In frustration, he then angrily throws the ticket in the bin, and pushes it further down, but his hand becomes stuck inside the bin. Using his mouth, he takes out another ticket, and walks to his seat. In the background the shorter man is body-slamming the taller man on the floor.]
OMOld man
Would you like a go? (Bean gives some coins to him) Thank you.
(Bean plays the wire, but another buzzer sounds and he returns the object back)
OMOld man
Another one? (Bean gives more coins to him) Thank you.
(Bean snaps the plug under the table game, then moves the object to the other side of the wire without any buzzing sounds.)
OMOld man
Well done, sir.
Mr. Bean
Thank you.
(The old man notices the plug and outlet cut by Bean.)
(Cut to another parlor game, this time it is called "Hit the Headmaster", a man with glasses facing a large board with a picture of a headmaster. A girl giggles as she throws sponges on the face of the headmaster. She misses three times.)
(Bean wants to play Hit the Headmaster, and gives coins to the man with another bucket of sponges and some large rings)
MMan
Thank you very much.
(Bean squeezes the first sponge to prove it is wet and soft, then throws toward the headmaster, but misses. Bean snickers, then throws two more sponges, one reaching above the headmaster's face, he laughs, then throws the last sponge, but also misses. Bean looks at the bucket with no sponges, then drops the bucket. Burst of laughter from the audience as he throws cans of peas from a nearby table at the headmaster, frightening the headmaster. He also throws a cereal box. He gets two more cans of peas.)
MMan
Oi, oi, oi! (Hands the can, but throws the other one to the headmaster, but misses again. Bean goes off-screen, and back, preparing to throw a chair)
MMan
No! (The man takes the chair away from Bean. Bean glares at the headmaster, with little reaction from the headmaster)
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