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S3 E8

Moral Orel · Season 3, Episode 8

Arthur and Clay in “Passing”

I want to see you in my study. Now.

[Arthur gives Clay Ol' Gunny]

Clay, it's been a grand Puppington tradition that the head of the household passes down Ol' Gunny to his firstborn son. But I am not passing it onto you now because of that tradition. I am in fact ending the tradition. There will be no coming of the age hunting trip. I don't want this in my possession anymore. It's tainted. With blood.

Sure it's not just ketchup?

No, look closer. You killed your mother with this gun.

You know, it's a sin to bear false witness.

[Arthur raises his hand to strike Clay, but stops]

Oh, oh, oh, and remember the last lost sixty-third commandment: Thou shalt never forget thy loaded a gun when thou has an innocent child in the house!

[Clay flinches, waiting for Arthur to slap him. He opens his eyes and finds Arthur is gone.]

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