[A drunk Clay sees Orel petting a doe and pulls him away from her.]
Son of a...
Why did you pull me away from her, Dad?
Never fraternize with the enemy!
Aw, she's so cute!
Okay, for the love of God, orel, get that poor, wretched creature in your sights and put it out of its misery.
Gosh, she looked pretty happy to me.
Happy?! Orel, that thing is eating grass! Everyone knows that grass is nature's carpeting! You're not supposed to eat it. You're supposed to judge your neighbors by how neat it looks outside their homes!
But...it looks so peaceful.
GET OUT OF THE WAY! [Takes another swig of liquor and shoots the doe.]
Dad!
Got her! Ha ha! I win! And you lose.
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