Moral Orel · Season 2, Episode 19
“Nature (Part 1)” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Clay Puppington (4), Orel (3)
[Clay has finished spanking Orel]
I hope that's taught you a lesson, son.
It sure has! I'm never gonna do that, with those, in there, for that long, ever again!
Good boy son, good boy...
[Pause]
Is that it?
Yup, you can go.
Oh, you're not going to lecture me some more.
Nah, gonna relax for a while.
Gee...
[Orel looks at the mounted deer on the wall above the fireplace, this grabs Clay's attention]
Orel, how would you like to go on father and son outing together?
Father and son, and how!
Aaah. his is the life, kid. Out in the fresh air, no one tell you what to do or how her day was. Away from the hustle and bustle of nagging.
[A drunk Clay sees Orel petting a doe and pulls him away from her.]
Son of a...
Why did you pull me away from her, Dad?
Never fraternize with the enemy!
Aw, she's so cute!
Okay, for the love of God, orel, get that poor, wretched creature in your sights and put it out of its misery.
Gosh, she looked pretty happy to me.
Happy?! Orel, that thing is eating grass! Everyone knows that grass is nature's carpeting! You're not supposed to eat it. You're supposed to judge your neighbors by how neat it looks outside their homes!
But...it looks so peaceful.
GET OUT OF THE WAY! [Takes another swig of liquor and shoots the doe.]
Dad!
Got her! Ha ha! I win! And you lose.
[Later on in the hunting trip..]
(he takes a large swig of alcohol) I gotta tell you, Orel; your cup is always half empty. You need to be more like your old man and look at the blight side of things.
Blight?
I didn't say bright, I said blight. "My life is sunny and blight". Bright means the opposite, it means sudden withering death, and... (suddenly despondent, as if the alcohol caused something in his mind to snap) ...Oh, who am I kidding? My life is full of "bright".
You mean blight?
Oh, God...
What's the matter?
...I hate myself. [Orel's eyes tear up as Clay looks at the bottle he's holding.] (screaming to his own reflection on the bottle) WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?! She always fools me, Orel. "I'll make things better dear. Drink me. Put me inside you, I'm great!" And she chokes me just like every other whore out there! They're all worthless, kid- every woman. Don't let 'em get ya. All of 'em wanna get ya. They just grab you and pull you into them! And then you're forced to stay in and pull out and stay in and pull out! And then they gut ya. And then they grip ya by right where it counts. And then they start squeezing things out! Things that are like weights around your head! You're stuck there for the rest of your life, with nowhere to go and no one to be!!! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
[Orel, absolutely terrified at this rant, accidentally discharges his gun.]
Dad!
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