Look at that, would ya, Sulley? With your excellent management skills and my comedic prowess, our profits are up, up, up.
Actually, profits are down, down, down. [flips the profit chart to the correct side]
Mike, the Jokesters are doing their best, but laugh canister output has been decreasing for weeks.
Right, but at least with me and Sulley in charge, morale has never been higher.
Morale has never been lower! [shows his moral chart]
Maybe your graph-thingie's upside down.
No, my graph-thingie is correct.
I'll tell you why morale's down, it's all of these depressing charts.
Mike, we're not generating enough laugh power.
What?
Until we do, we gotta figure out a way to cheer folks up and trim our budget.
Right, right. I'll tell you what. At lunch, I will play 17 holes, instead of all 18. I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
Mr. Wazowski, we're gonna have to make deeper cuts than that.
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