[MIFT is holding a funeral for Vendy]
Today, we mourn the passing of another very special member of our MIFT family, Vendy. [sobs sadly]
[confused] We're having a funeral for a vending machine?
Not just any vending machine. Vendy and I began our careers here at Monsters, Inc. on the very same day. Me, an ambitious young mechanic. Vendy, a machine with a dream of dispensing chilled drinks at an inflated price because of the convenience.
[sobbing] SHE WAS WORTH IT!!
She wouldn't want us to cry. But instead, to [wheezes] celebrate... her life.
[Fritz and Val sob hysterically as Vendy is carted out of MIFT's office.]
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