[Fritz meets up with Needleman and Smitty about taking a vacation in the human world]
Welcome to Needleman and Smitty's vacation door emporium.
I love vacation doors.
That's right. Each of these doors was personally rescued by us from the shredder, and guaranteed to deliver you to an isolated, human-free destination.
Okay. Oh, please. I can't wait. Tell me, what do you got?
[Smitty, dressed as a sailor, uncovers an old boat door]
Who wouldn't wanna chill out on a cruise to an abandoned ship in the Arctic Circle?
This vacation sounds cool.
Shut up! I give the sales pitch, you're the glamor model.
Ohh...
Transyl-Romania is known for blood-sucking vampires. But what doesn't suck are the deluxe amenities of this musty, deserted castle.
[Smitty stands in front of a medieval castle door wearing fake fangs and paper bat wings and holding a candelabra which burns his bat wings]
You'll have a rotten time in this decaying cabin in the woods.
[Smitty fishes in a bucket and pulls a giant sea serpent that eats his fishing rod]
Nah, too fishy. What else you got?
Soak up the sun at this condemned Caribbean beach resort!
[Smitty plays the steel drum]
Beach vacation! Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes! That's the one!
Excellent choice, my good man. This vacated vacation paradise is yours.
Hold it. You're sure that using a door that was supposed to be shredded isn't against company policy?
Oh, we don't say "against company policy."
That's right. We say "debit or credit."
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