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S1 E15

Monsters at Work · Season 1, Episode 15

Fritz and Val, Val and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Tylor storms to comedy class after Duncan tries to harm him with a faulty scream canister just as Fritz and Val bring out a piñata in Tylor's likeness]

FVFritz and Val

[singing] Piñata time, piñata time, olé!

[they both realize Tylor's gone]

Val

Fritz

What happened?

Val

Duncan, what did you do?

[Banana Bread starts blowing raspberries and points at Duncan accusingly]

Duncan

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't listen to him, okay? He's exaggerating. I didn't try to kill him. The rookie couldn't change a simple valve.

Val

But where did he go?

Duncan

I dunno. He said something about a comedy class. I don't keep the schedule.

Val

Comedy class? He didn't say anything about a comedy class.

Fritz

I don't understand. I tried so hard to make him feel welcome here. I gave him a desk, a nameplate, and look, he never even drank his Drooler Cooler. Sad sigh.

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