[After seeing Zob and Terrence fighting a Squark]
[Disappointed] And as usual, I can't see anything. How annoying.
S1Family Reunion
[After being eaten by the Squark]
Huh? I'm underwater, but I can speak and breathe.
Well, let me tell you, smarty pants, that we're inside the Squark's stomach.
It's heading for the sea bed. We got to get him back to the surface.
How do we do that Einstein? By asking it nicely?
By using the Enviro Dom. You should be able to create a big enough air bubble, and air rises up to the surface. I read it in a science book.
It such an absurd idea, I just might work.
S1Claws
SSoup
I’m telling you, it’s not right.
What, your haircut? It’ll grow back.
Excuse me sir, is it true that Old Mill was founded by thieves? [Whispering to Mattie] Do you think maybe he's one?
I guess they've never met our Patty and Mattie, huh?
Zip it, potato face.
Hey, leave her alone. She looks good to me.
Watch it Zick. I bet if she gets her claws into you, she'll never let go.
Was that you guys making all that noise?
Yeah, what did you think it was? The boogieman?
Yeah, actually I did. [Whispering to Elena] Must have been dust.
Well, I certainly see that we all had an eventful outing yesterday. Zick and Elena, excellent report. Patty and Mattie, unfortunately I can’t grade a gossip report about the neighbors and other people you met on the street.
But not cutting the grass or putting the garbage out. That’s in-depth reporting!
Ford and Soup, although the fact that a lot of the streets in Old Mill have cobblestones is fascinating, your report only merits a D.
SSoup
See? Aim low and you’ll never be disappointed.
[After seeing David and Annie smiling each other]
Am I ever glad my life isn't that complicated.
Me too.
[After talking, they suddenly look away to each other]
S1Bewitched Party
I won't let you question Jeremy's authority. Go to your room.
But I have to go to school.
Fine. Go to school, then go to your room.
A pajama party?!
I wanted it to be a surprise. It's a wonderful chance to become better friends with your classmates.
But I don't like my other classmates!
That's because you spend too much of your time with Zick. He's a nice enough boy even if he is a little strange. I just think you should do some normal girl things that's all.
But, Mom...
You'll have a wonderful time.
I won't!
Look, I even made pajamas for Purrcy and Puffy.
Are you rating my mother's cooking?!
Of course... now what about the salad?!
Two stars.. two stars for the salad.
That's outrageous!
It certainly is. That salad deserves at least three stars.
You kids run along and have a good time.
[Jeremy clears throat]
Right, Jeremy. You have a good time too.
Thank you.
TTheo
Everyone else will have a good time because you’re gone.
What?
TTheo
I said you’d better go or you’ll miss the show!
W1Witch 1
There you are, Zick. Come along, your auntie wants to see you for a visit, and some ransom.
W2Witch 2
Better explain what you mean.
W1Witch 1
By ransom, of course, I mean pie! A nice big piece of pie and ice cream.
MMan
Excuse me. Did your coat say something?
No. Of course not.
Overcoats can’t talk.
[From under Zob's overcoat] Yes, everyone knows that.
Why’d they throw us out?
Because Zob was arguing with his overcoat.
I was trying to work something out. And he kept interrupting.
That’s because it’s my responsibility to keep you from doing something unwise.
You’re both doing something very unwise. You’re ruining my evening. Now let’s go have dinner before I do something unwise.
WWaiter
Excuse me. What if the other diners said he saw a cat over here?
Don’t be silly. Cats aren’t allowed in restaurants.
WWaiter
Yes. That’s exactly what I told you.
I thought he’d never leave! [Being saw by the Waiter]
[Seeing them outside the Restaurant]
Jeremy! You really need to work on your etiquette. [Greta Giggling]
Humans.
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