Ms. Swift, Mattie and others in “Claws”

Well, I certainly see that we all had an eventful outing yesterday. Zick and Elena, excellent report. Patty and Mattie, unfortunately I can’t grade a gossip report about the neighbors and other people you met on the street.

But not cutting the grass or putting the garbage out. That’s in-depth reporting!

Ford and Soup, although the fact that a lot of the streets in Old Mill have cobblestones is fascinating, your report only merits a D.

See? Aim low and you’ll never be disappointed.