Zob quotes from Monster Allergy

Zob

A band of Tamers stuck in a traffic jam, [Seeing all of the Tamers cramped inside the car] We're going to be the laughing stock of upper city.

Zob

[Seeing some problems while doing the play] Now I understand why they have to rehearse so much.

Elena

I think that's another guardian angel.

Zick

Mom!

Greta

Zick, I told you this is dangerous. You can come out now.

Zob

Kids. They never listen.

Elena

Who is that?

Zick

You'll find it hard to believe but that's my father.

Zob

Come on, ugly! Pick on someone your own size!

Zick

Dad, it's not a good thing to say to a really, really big monster.

Zob

I won't let you question Jeremy's authority. Go to your room.

Zick

But I have to go to school.

Zob

Fine. Go to school, then go to your room.

Excuse me. Did your coat say something?

Zob

No. Of course not.

Greta

Overcoats can’t talk.

Jeremy

[From under Zob's overcoat] Yes, everyone knows that.

Jeremy

Why’d they throw us out?

Greta

Because Zob was arguing with his overcoat.

Zob

I was trying to work something out. And he kept interrupting.

Jeremy

That’s because it’s my responsibility to keep you from doing something unwise.

Greta

You’re both doing something very unwise. You’re ruining my evening. Now let’s go have dinner before I do something unwise.

Excuse me. What if the other diners said he saw a cat over here?

Greta

Don’t be silly. Cats aren’t allowed in restaurants.

Yes. That’s exactly what I told you.

Jeremy

I thought he’d never leave! [Being saw by the Waiter]

Zob

Jeremy! You really need to work on your etiquette. [Greta Giggling]

Jeremy

Humans.

Zob

[Trying to use elevator] It's jam.

Jeremy

You have a knack for stating the obvious.

Zob

[Hanging up his cellphone phone] Yep, the Thaurs are on the way.

Jeremy

You have to be careful, this would be a very hard battle, indeed. [Seeing Elena] Now you go home, you have no use here.

Greta

Zob!

Zob

Greta, you shouldn't be here.

Greta

Zob, Magnacat has captured Zick.

Zob

What?!

Zob

So be it! You have a deal, but once the monster's taken care of, you're next!

Magnacat

Fine. Now, who's gonna give me a lift? [The Tamers leave] Oh, don't worry about it. I'll make my own way.

Timothy

Let get a move on.

Zick

I'm coming with you.

Zob

No way Zick. you have to stay here in the Armory.

Timothy

Where you have an important mission to accomplish.

Zick

What mission? What do I have to do?

Timothy

You got to go to class.

Zick

[After seeing Bram-Bombak watching right next to him with his magnifying glass, and in shocked] Eh!

Timothy

The most important mission of all.

Hello, Mrs. Clary!

Ooh, are you having problems with your barbecue?

Zob

[laughs] Who doesn't.

Don't worry, we'll take care of it, Mrs. Clary. Good bye.

But... Let go!

That's right, nothing to worry about.

Zob

Where is Zick?! Where's my son?!

Zick

[As a Bommerbang] Dad, it's me!