Jeremy quotes from Monster Allergy

Jeremy

Young Tamers and monsters, they never listen.

[About Jeremy] Is that a talking cat?

Elena

He just looks like a cat but he's a Maximum Tutor.

Jeremy

Don't tell him that!

Oh, that's good. Because a talking cat would be really weird!

Elena

Who's looking after Lonzo?

Greta

Jeremy-Joth.

Come on, kitty, play with the ball. Come on, kitty, all kitties like to play with yarn.

Jeremy

Humans.

You kids run along and have a good time.

Right, Jeremy. You have a good time too.

Jeremy

Thank you.

Everyone else will have a good time because you’re gone.

Jeremy

What?

I said you’d better go or you’ll miss the show!

Excuse me. Did your coat say something?

Zob

No. Of course not.

Greta

Overcoats can’t talk.

Jeremy

[From under Zob's overcoat] Yes, everyone knows that.

Jeremy

Why’d they throw us out?

Greta

Because Zob was arguing with his overcoat.

Zob

I was trying to work something out. And he kept interrupting.

Jeremy

That’s because it’s my responsibility to keep you from doing something unwise.

Greta

You’re both doing something very unwise. You’re ruining my evening. Now let’s go have dinner before I do something unwise.

Excuse me. What if the other diners said he saw a cat over here?

Greta

Don’t be silly. Cats aren’t allowed in restaurants.

Yes. That’s exactly what I told you.

Jeremy

I thought he’d never leave! [Being saw by the Waiter]

Zob

Jeremy! You really need to work on your etiquette. [Greta Giggling]

Jeremy

Humans.

Jeremy

Hello Bombo.

Bombo

[Screaming] AH! [Talking to Snyakutz Bu] And then back dream gets worse, Jeremy no stop talking.

Snyakutz Bu

[Acting as a Psychiatrist, and showing a doodle version of Jeremy] Eh-hm... Ta-da.

Jeremy

[Talking to the Monsters] As for the rest of you, you better in your best behavior during the visit. You think I'm strict, you won't like Deputy-Deth.

Bombo

Bombo no like rules, me no want worser rules.

Jeremy

Then better get busy to putting the house in order, and act normal as possible.

Zob

[Trying to use elevator] It's jam.

Jeremy

You have a knack for stating the obvious.

Jeremy

[Seeing Bombo out of nowhere, and shocked] Eh! Bombo, what do you want?! [Seeing Bombo teleports away] Oh great.

Zick

[Seeing Bombo out of nowhere] Bombo, what are you... [Seeing Bombo teleports away]

Jeremy

That nitwit just swallowed the teleskates!

We noticed.

Zick

[Seeing Elena sad] Elena, you okay?

Elena

Yeah, it's just that I realize when things get serious, I'm no use to anyone.

Zick

You know that's not true. I just-

Jeremy

[Interrupt Zick] Go now, Zick.

Zick

I got to go, we'll talk about this later.

Zob

[Hanging up his cellphone phone] Yep, the Thaurs are on the way.

Jeremy

You have to be careful, this would be a very hard battle, indeed. [Seeing Elena] Now you go home, you have no use here.

Elena

The Tamers have gone too. [Seeing Puffy being sad for her] No, Puffy, don't be sad for me. An invasion is about to happen and their is nothing I can do. [Looking out the window] Purrcy has a new friend. Hang on, isn't that Jeremy?

Jeremy

This fleabag is just asking for trouble.

Elena

He sure recovers quickly, but where he's going? The Tamers went the other direction? Hm... This is really strange? [Seeing Puffy pointing] Huh? What's that? Follow him? Ha ha, great idea.

Elena

Hey, I know this place. This is the way to Magnacat's secret lair. [Following Jeremy, but looks the other way and looks back to find Jeremy not being there] Ah? Hm... I lost him.

Jeremy

I'm here!

Elena

[Screaming] AH! Jeremy! Fancy meeting you here. Oddly nice take for walk in the... in the sewer. [Jeremy suddenly zaps her but she dodges] Huh? Jeremy, are you crazy?! Jeremy! [After dodging Jeremy's attacks] Oh my!

Jeremy

The Lord of the Gorkas gave me a mission. I must carry it out.

Elena

I get it! You're under the mental control of Magnacat.

Jeremy

Goodbye, young busybody.