[Climbing a ladder to a roof] Doing homework with Patty? I'm getting nauseated just thinking about it! Plus, no one goes to a classmate's house via the roof.
Shh... If Timothy sees me, he'll have Bombo digest me.
[Looking below] Oh, I know this is going to end bad. I have sixth sense about those things.
And I have seventh sense that tell me to- [Suddenly he fell, and bounced off in a shade sail into Patty's room] Whoa... Ah!
[Elena goes to Patty's room by way of the roof]
We've got to update our Black List.
MMattie
Yeah, there's one person to add to the list of people to be avoided.
[Patty and Mattie laugh]
[Elena storms into the classroom, causing the entire class to be silent]
[Stands up and points to the empty seat next to him] I saved you a seat.
[Glares at him before taking another empty seat] Hmph.
Well, it looks like the sweethearts have had a quarrel.
MMattie
Too bad, they made such a creepy couple too.
Hey Zick, did you forget to put deodorant on or something?
Elena, don't listen to them.
[Turning away from Zick] I'm not [Turns back to Zick] and I'm not listening to you either.
PMPatty and Mattie
[Teasingly, in unison] Ooh!
[Elena scowls at Patty and Mattie's teasing]
Excuse me sir, is it true that Old Mill was founded by thieves? [Whispering to Mattie] Do you think maybe he's one?
I guess they've never met our Patty and Mattie, huh?
MMattie
Zip it, potato face.
Hey, leave her alone. She looks good to me.
Watch it Zick. I bet if she gets her claws into you, she'll never let go.
Well, I certainly see that we all had an eventful outing yesterday. Zick and Elena, excellent report. Patty and Mattie, unfortunately I can’t grade a gossip report about the neighbors and other people you met on the street.
MMattie
But not cutting the grass or putting the garbage out. That’s in-depth reporting!
Ford and Soup, although the fact that a lot of the streets in Old Mill have cobblestones is fascinating, your report only merits a D.
See? Aim low and you’ll never be disappointed.
[Zick sneezing]
Holy Spit! Mugmug must be pretty close.
[Getting angry with Zick] Grr... Well, there's no need to be rude just because I happen to be excited!
[Interrupt Elena] No, no, I hear something.
[Talking to Mugmug] I'm going to complain to the mayor, maybe even the governor!
MMattie
[Talking to Mugmug] I want my beautiful shoe back! And another thing, when I come home for dinner, my mother is going to turn this park upside down.
Ha! Then you'll be in big trouble, Mr. Lizard.
MMattie
Hey! Now my other shoe is gone.
MMattie
[Bombo returning her shoes with slime] Ew!
This is by far the juiciest gossip ever.
MMattie
Especially your little secrets.
MMattie
And those magical ray beams that shoot out from your weirdo body. It'll serve you well that your finally be exposed.
[Suddenly Mattie trip down and Patty helps her]
[Using the Hypno-disk on Patty and Mattie] You will tell everyone that you got lost in the wood, and found shelter in a cave.
[Patty and Mattie both showing a blank stare]
Zick, before you release them. Could you get Mattie and Patty tell me to join the nice ladybugs? [Giggling]
I certainly will not! Using the Hypno-disk to alter someone's will for personal reasons is a big no-no for a Tamer.
But the favor I'm asking won't be for a Tamer, it will be for me.
It doesn't work that way. [Seeing Elena getting annoyed] If Patty and Mattie don't like you the way you are, then that's their loss.
That's easy for you to say! You got this whole Tamer thing going on. I just babysit pooping monsters. Huh?
[Seeing Bombo sleeping and Bombolo eating the sandwich]
Alright, but I'll only do this for you.
Ya! [Zick using the Hypno-disk on Patty and Mattie again] Ha, ha, ha.
It's a horrible monsters with huge bat wings, Ha.
MMattie
He flies at night up the city for some blood.
Hey Annie got a cold, why are wearing a wool scarf?
MMattie
It's not that cold.
Oh, well it's to.... Um, it's helps prevent vampire bites.
You just to be kidding me, you should do what we're doing. [Showing the Garlic necklace] Vampires are allergic to garlic, everyone knows that. [Mattie nods]
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