[Monk sees two police officers conversing at a crime scene.]
[to Natalie] They're talking about football. I have that one! Give me the cards.
No, Mr. Monk, you don't need the cards.
Give me the cards.
[Natalie hands him the cards. Monk rummages through them.]
Let's see, weather, politics, movies, swear words...
Swear words?
Here's football.
[He looks at the cards and approaches the officers.]
You guys are talking about the football game last night? The San Francisco 49ers lost 27 points to 21 points.
Yes, we know.
It was a hell of a fourth quarter, though. It was the turn-overs. They always comeback to haunt you.
Yeah, we were just saying Rattay can't handle the pressure. Why didn't they take him out?
[Monk thinks for a moment and goes back to the cards. He returns to the police officers.]
That's true about quarterback Tim Rattay. But don't forget, he won 4 out of the 5 last home games.
But they were in Houston, Monk.
[Long pause.]
You guys want to hear some swear words?
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