[Sharona, Stottlemeyer and Disher have lost track of Monk after getting out of their cab]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Where is he?
Masul the Cabbie
Who?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
The guy in the front seat, where is he?
Masul the Cabbie
The nut?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Yeah, the nut! Where'd he go?
Masul the Cabbie
What is he complaining about? My taxi is very clean! Why is he wiping, wiping, wiping everything?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Sir, your taxi is perfect! But where did he go?
Masul the Cabbie
Look, I don't care! I never pick him up again! I see him again, I keep driving! I don't care if I lose my license! You tell him, I'll keep driving!
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