[Monk accidentally gets pushed onto a departing subway train]
Sharona
Sir, sir! You've got to stop that train, he's all alone-!
Subway Cop
All right, ma'am, just calm down. It happens all the time. [lifts his radio] What's his name?
Sharona
Adrian Monk.
Subway Cop
And how old is he?
Sharona
He's forty-five.
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