TV QuotesDatabase
S2 E10

Monk · Season 2, Episode 10

Lt. Randall Disher and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in “Mr. Monk and the Paperboy”

[Disher walks into Stottlemeyer's office while Stottlemeyer does work on his laptop]

Lt. Randall Disher

Captain, I have a thought. [Stottlemeyer doesn't look up, and waves his fingers] About paperboy. [Stottlemeyer continues gesturing with his fingers]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

This means "hurry up".

Lt. Randall Disher

It was a burglary; the paperboy interrupted a B&E in progress. It fits: there were five break-ins on that block last year alone.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

[stands up] Nope. I already looked into that. All of those break-ins were hot prowlers - forced entry with a crowbar.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Our guy was empty-handed.

Lt. Randall Disher

What about a car thief?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Well, that doesn't explain the taking of the newspapers, doesn't it? [He puts on his overcoat]

Lt. Randall Disher

Right. So we're back to Monk's theory?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

I'm afraid so. [shows Randy the door] And this means "we're leaving".

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More Monk quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Monk pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.