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Monk · Season 2, Episode 4

Adrian Monk and Natasia Lovara in “Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus”

[While catching up with Natasia while stalking her, Monk accidentally causes a tower of performers to fall over]

Adrian Monk

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Natasia Lovara

Don't worry about them. They know how to fall. It's the first thing we learn. You brought your camera, Mr. Monk. [Monk regains his composure]

Adrian Monk

Oh, sure. I love it here. It's so upbeat.

Natasia Lovara

You hate it here. You think I can walk. You're trying to catch me.

Adrian Monk

You're right. I was.

Natasia Lovara

You saw the x-rays, Mr. Monk. How can I walk on this? I'm curious. What is your theory?

Adrian Monk

Some people have a very high threshold for pain. They can take it.

Natasia Lovara

Mm, nice try, but any doctor will tell you it's impossible. Besides, I was married to Sergei for 15 years. That's enough pain for a lifetime.

Adrian Monk

You fell two weeks ago. Is that right?

Natasia Lovara

Your point?

Adrian Monk

Your cast looks – looks like new. No scuff marks. It's not even discolored.

Natasia Lovara

Again, nice try. My old one was itching.

Natasia Lovara

So I put a new one on four days ago. [An organ playing fanfare is heard] The show is about to begin. You are missing it.

Adrian Monk

You're wrong, Natasia. I'm not missing a thing.

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