[While catching up with Natasia while stalking her, Monk accidentally causes a tower of performers to fall over]
Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Don't worry about them. They know how to fall. It's the first thing we learn. You brought your camera, Mr. Monk. [Monk regains his composure]
Oh, sure. I love it here. It's so upbeat.
You hate it here. You think I can walk. You're trying to catch me.
You're right. I was.
You saw the x-rays, Mr. Monk. How can I walk on this? I'm curious. What is your theory?
Some people have a very high threshold for pain. They can take it.
Mm, nice try, but any doctor will tell you it's impossible. Besides, I was married to Sergei for 15 years. That's enough pain for a lifetime.
You fell two weeks ago. Is that right?
Your point?
Your cast looks – looks like new. No scuff marks. It's not even discolored.
Again, nice try. My old one was itching.
Ah.
So I put a new one on four days ago. [An organ playing fanfare is heard] The show is about to begin. You are missing it.
You're wrong, Natasia. I'm not missing a thing.
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