[Late at night, Stottlemeyer and Disher brainstorm on how the immobile Biederbeck could have killed the judge.]
What time is it?
[checks his watch] No, don't ask. [Randy looks at his watch and both policemen sigh.] Whew.
Oh-- [sniffs] Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe we're looking at this all wrong. Maybe he killed her in his apartment, and then he somehow moved the body back to her house.
No. What about the 911 call? She made it from the house.
What about liposuction?
What?
Liposuction, yeah! He... he lipo'd himself down to like, uh... I don't know, like 400 pounds. Down the elevator, across town... killed the judge.
Well, how did he gain all the weight back?
[Long pause]
Reverse liposuction.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, he just pumped it all back in.
You think that's possible?
I don't know. Should I call a doctor?
No. [chuckles] Let's keep our reverse liposuction theory to ourselves. Okay, Randy?
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