[Last lines; Monk and Natalie have parted with Marge]
A pirate?
It's more fun to be a pirate.
That's good advice. Come on boss, I'll make you some lunch.
What are we having?
Ooh, chicken pot pie, with a little Jolly Roger flag on top and a bottle of rum.
Okay, you don't have to beat it to death.
[Imitating a pirate] Shiver me timbers, you look hungry!
Yeah, okay, how is that funny?
It's funny.
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