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Monk · Season 7

Monk and Natalie in “Mr. Monk Is Underwater”

Nobody's shaking hands, everybody's saluting! Maybe I should enlist.

No, Mr. Monk, please don't enlist! Don't even joke about it!

Why not?

Because I love America!

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