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Monk · Season 7

Natalie, Billy Logan and others in “Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever”

[Accidentally trips over some cables] Excuse me! Do these cables have to be right here?!

BLBilly Logan

Yes they do, because they carry your voice from this microphone to that soundboard.

Well can't you move them somewhere else?! They almost broke my neck!

BLBilly Logan

Almost doesn't count.

Fine. I'll do it. [She starts to move the cables. Billy comes over]

BLBilly Logan

What are you doing? Are you mental?! Put it down! Put it down.

I'm taking care of it!

BLBilly Logan

Let go! [Stan Lawrence comes over]

SLStan Lawrence

Billy, what the hell is the matter here?

Stan, I can't work with this guy!

BLBilly Logan

What, YOU can't work with me?! Who do you think you are, lady?! I've been here for eight years, and you're just another untalented face!

SLStan Lawrence

Billy! Calm down!

Untalented, huh? The ratings keep going up every night! How do you explain that?!

BLBilly Logan

The ratings go up when the jackpot goes up! It has nothing to do with you, you moron!

SLStan Lawrence

Billy! I've warned you before about your attitude. That's it. You're out of here! You're fired! Somebody call security! [Natalie turns around]

No-no-no, don't fire him!

BLBilly Logan

See, look, I'm moving the cable! [Two security guards seize him] Stan, please! Don't do this!

SLStan Lawrence

It's too late, Billy!

BLBilly Logan

I'm sorry! I'm apologizing!

SLStan Lawrence

Mr. Logan has been terminated. I don't want him back in the building! You make sure to get his security pass and keys. Get him out of here!

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