[Spots Randy, who has frozen still as he practices to become a Living Statue] Randy? What are you doing? [No response] Hello? Are you all right? [She walks in a circle around him, but he is still frozen] Oh, my gosh... tickle, tickle, tickle! [Tickles Randy hoping that he will react] All right... [starts to walk away, then turns back and jumps off the floor and onto Randy's shoulder. He still doesn't move] I'm gonna take these two pencils, and I'm gonna stick them up your nose. [Puts one in one nostril] Pencil number one. [Puts one in the other nostril] Pencil number two. [Still no response from Randy, who now looks like a frozen walrus with pencil tusks] Our tax dollars at work.
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